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dogs dealing with cats sleeping in their beds


me: so do u like dogs

her: nah they're kinda gross

me:

me: my mama said I gotta come home right now immediately

theairclub:

you:

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me:

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July 7, 2014 reblog

marshmallowknight:

what i am not:

  • a girl
  • a boy

what i am:

  • unholy spawn of darkness and fear
  • dreaded by all who encounter me
  • kinda hungry

July 7, 2014 reblog

moosefix:

moosefix:

Its amazing what you can accomplish when you don’t want to write an essay 

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You are a hero among procrastinators 


July 7, 2014 reblog

nyaa:

"omg you’re just blogging for attention"

and you’re blogging??? for gold? Women? Immortality?


June 30, 2014 reblog

officialtuxedo:

I bought shoes from a drug dealer, I don’t know what he laced them with but I’ve been tripping all day


June 30, 2014 reblog